Portland's Newest Drag Queen
May 14, 2009 at 03:12 PM

Miss Breeda Bootylove, Junior Rose Imperial Princess
A "Celebrity" Energy Drink
March 27, 2009 at 04:11 PM
The Don Ed Hardy branding idiocy apparently continued with this line of "celebrity" energy drinks. Like the rest of the Ed Hardy shit, it too has been relegated to the discount stores. This time at your local Big Lots.
A Street Rename
March 13, 2009 at 08:53 AM
that probably everybody could agree on...

in Tuscaloosa.

in Tuscaloosa.
Praise Alli
February 14, 2009 at 06:52 PM
With the help of alli, Wynonner Judd started shitting uncontrollably; now you can too!
Back in Pieces
February 10, 2009 at 08:23 AM

Still trying to digest the New Mexico stuff. Uncertain whether it will be a blog entry or a gd best selling novel.
We also see that we have returned to the still-resounding chorus of "Durch Adams Fall ist ganz verderbt." Although, I don't like the mayoress' politics, I think it's time to move on. Like an incessant bottomless-pit school tax, she was elected by our neighbors, so we must deal with the next years. Surely with a recession on, she can't do too much damage. Else we will have to sell the house and get out.
All of the peasants throw rocks in her presence...
January 21, 2009 at 09:09 AM

This latest 'predicament' she's gotten herself into -- what do you call the male-male version of a cougar anyway? -- I really don't have any judgment on the thing itself. More that she's playing sloppy politics. You either come clean in the beginning or stick with your original story, or you lose credibility. Pretty simple.
But like Cora Hoover Hooper, she and her town, they just wanna be loved. Loved hard and hot. But "a friendship is lovely, a courtship sublime, but give her a township...every time!
**Coming soon -- Beulah's rewrite of the musical "Anyone Can Whistle" reworked and retitled "Anyone Can Blow"
Oh Happy Day
January 20, 2009 at 01:51 PM

Dispatches from NM
January 05, 2009 at 08:29 AM

Part 1: First Impressions
Lord this place is RU-RAL. Yeah, there are your sophisticated artsy types, but mostly this is small town America, but not really small town America. It's a culture of its own. I really don't know how Miss Flossie Jean makes it out here -- definitely being an outsider. But really, the place is full of outsiders, and I'll be doing some character sketches.
The one that stands out from the weekend is the Pueblo Princess. She is what I've taken to referring to as a two-spirit person. Bascially a native American drag queen. When I first met her on the street, she was wearing a long black cape with a hood, probably to hide the fact that she pours herself into her clothes. Flossie told me that she works at a coffee shop downtown and that, usually, she dons a set of Lee press-on nails. Fortunately she did not have them on this weekend. Later that evening, we went to the bar. Sort of the alterna-bar, where the ten gay people in town hang out with all of the ski-bums and ski-bunnies from California. We had to wait in line to get into this place, if you can believe that, dear readers. The PP came to wait in line as well, and introduced some marginally unattractive skinny male person as her 'partner'. When told she would have to wait in line, she said they would go in the back of the line and 'make their own fun'. They made their own fun when they got in the bar as well, flopping on a couch and practically having relations right there as everyone watched. It was dis-gust-ing. I'm sure you'll be hearing more from this one.
Well, I'm going to try to find something to do. There's 14" of snow on the ground this morning, so I suspect going into town will be limited. A bless day to all. The mountain is starting to speak to me...
Shocking News of the Day
December 29, 2008 at 10:14 AM
US News reports that teenagers who take a virginity pledge are just as likely to have premarital sex than those who don't take such a pledge.
Really. That's shocking.
I just saw a grotesque movie called "Teeth" about this goody-goody virginity pledging girl whose vag turned out to have teeth. It bit off 3 members and a gynechiatrist's digits.
Really. That's shocking.
I just saw a grotesque movie called "Teeth" about this goody-goody virginity pledging girl whose vag turned out to have teeth. It bit off 3 members and a gynechiatrist's digits.
Christian Groping
December 22, 2008 at 10:07 AM
I saw this ad on the web. It really looks like he's trying to give her breasts a good feel. Now doesn't he know those are solely for feeding the offspring?



