Beulah Mae Pate-Elmore is a blogger who writes things with a particularly sarcastic tone.  This is her site and you should be aware of these things while reading it:

1. This is a personal blog with a limited readership.  All opinions expressed on this blog are personal opinions and do not reflect those of any business, group, or organization.

2. This blog is not intended to be read by non-adults.

3. This blog contains language and opinions that could offend sensitive readers.  If you don't like it, don't read it.

4. From time to time, this blog will make use of negative and non-politically-correct stereotypes that might seem offensive; however, Beulah Mae loves all people and thinks that they should make fun of themselves and others together.  Read with that in mind.

5. This blog collects and uses images available from the web.  If you are the owner of a copyright on any image posted to this blog and wish it to be credited or removed: remain calm, do not contact your attorney. The violation was not intentional.  Simply contact This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and the issue will be promptly corrected.

Happy reading, Bitches.