Well, girls, Beulah has finally gotten it up.  No, not that.  This goddam blog.  And now it's a bit more than just a blog; it's a site.  This means maybe just a few things:

• Beulah has more control over the look and things I can put on the site and you know how she likes control
• Beulah has been working her ass off the last few days to learn this content management system thing and display her geekery while cursing at the computer
• You, my dear guests, will have logins for the site, which means that, quite possibly, for a privileged few of you, you can submit guest blog entries¹

Now, I'll point out a few things.  This here, the page you are on, is now the Home page.  It may or may not contain actual blog entries from time to time.  If you want to read the whole blog, click on the "Blog" link in the main menu to the left.  "Beulah's News" will typically be all the news of the site, or whatever.  "News Feeds" has other blogs and their RSS entries.  At the bottom, you will find a list of the most popular blog entries.

So, let the bitchiness, rants, and mundane things continue.  Beulah will be doing her best to keep daily blog updates, possibly with the assistance of an iPhone blogging app she is thinking of creating.  Keep reading, and let a bitch know if there are any broken parts to the site.  However, I'm not supporting any version of Internet Explorer below 7, so if you have that, you're SOL... get out of the dark ages!

^{1 You will write articles under the psedonym of an old Southern bitch.  If you do not have such a pseudonym, one will be provided for you.  You must agree to keep all submissions as bitchy, hateful, and sarcastic as possible.  Beulah Mae reserves the right to review and delete such articles as do not meet her continually changing requirements.}